snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

(via depers0nalization)

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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(via ruinedchildhood)

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

(Source: queenpalms, via lynnnesanity)

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

(via lynnnesanity)

blvckzeus:

nathanael-platier:

fakedick:

lawebloca:

Butterfly Lands On Little Boy’s Face

Feed me the child

The first sacrifice

Lol anyone else think of wormy from spongebob?

(via lynnnesanity)

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

(Source: pope-oprah, via meanplastic)

5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url

(via tyleroakley)

jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

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(Source: twinking, via lanadelvita)

See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

(Source: argusfilch, via ericnorseman)