(Source: danbutt, via ruinedchildhood)

onelife-onedecision:

query-and-echo:

phoenixwrong:

this looks fu-

sweet pissing jesus

When they said extreme dot to dot they weren’t fucking joking

that lion’s burnt af

bruh

(via alwaysremember27)

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

(via alwaysremember27)

cordinbleu:

heathyr:

Other fried monstrosities served at the Texas State Fair. Amazing.

Oh my god I thought it was going to be a Parks and Rec joke.

(via improbablycomplaining)

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: meidosuji, via depers0nalization)

quarrterquels:

Beyoncé + Vevo Certified

(via fuckyesbeyonce)

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

(Source: 4est, via depers0nalization)